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my wife weighs 400lbs can she shoot an AK-47?
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I tell her there's no reason not too; but she tells me I'm just drunk for the weekend. Any advice warmly appreciated. |
Re: my wife weighs 400lbs can she shoot an AK-47?
I think she is lying to you about the weight:wink:
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Re: my wife weighs 400lbs can she shoot an AK-47?
I bet she's tons of fun.
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Re: my wife weighs 400lbs can she shoot an AK-47?
Better question: How will you feed her when SHTF?
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I was planning to eat her.
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I think it should be a piece of cake. :haha: |
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just don't tell the life insurance company - she's buying my way to a kickass bugout retreat... after i eat her.
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Thats a whole lotta woman. If I had her I would invest in lots of flour.
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Man, that's a lot of cholesterol. |
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Wow, when she lies around the house, I mean really she lies around the house. She's so fat she has to wear a watch on both arms cause she covers 2 time zones. When you make love to her and get on top your ears pop.
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She is so fat. How fat is that?
She had a flesh eating bacterial infection and the doctor told her that she had 47 years to live! Watch how ya cook that, I see a monstrous grease fire, burn down your state if you're not careful. |
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Her shadow weighs 42 pounds.
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I see why you were attracted to her.
She has her own gravitational pull.:D |
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Re: my wife weighs 400lbs can she shoot an AK-47?
Can she manuever tactically? Or is she somewhat restricted in urban areas like an Abrams MBT?
Never mind the AK, I'd say you could mount a Howitzer. |
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She got a sister?
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Advice? Keep drinking. |
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In which case, I agree: an AK might be a little on the light side. I'd say a .50 cal in each hand would be more appropriate. Hire two midgets to handle the ammunition belts. In the field, they could shelter under her in bad weather. Quote:
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Re: my wife weighs 400lbs can she shoot an AK-47?
Yo mama so fat she put mayonaise on aspirin. :D
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Im afraid she could probably eat the ak.
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I guess she would make for a good shield if one were being fired at you :sarc:
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Steaks should be well marbled.:tongue_ma:
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Yes, she can shoot an AK...and a 105mm Howitzer...
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I'll bet she's good with kids....no worries,as long as they're to big to fit in her face.
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Since you posted one of those I have to post some of these to counterbalance. Hard to believe it is the same species.
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Re: my wife weighs 400lbs can she shoot an AK-47?
My Uzi weighs a ton. (only fans of hip-hop will get that)
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Re: my wife weighs 400lbs can she shoot an AK-47?
I'm sure she has a great personality...
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